I am pleased to herald the rebirth of the New Forest’s venerable English oak trees! These youngsters were born today, 18 April 2015. #newforest #oak #renewal #spring #newlife #joy

April 18, 2015 at 07:05PM I am pleased to herald the rebirth of the New Forest’s venerable English oak trees! These youngsters were born today, 18 April 2015. #newforest #oak #renewal #spring #newlife #joy

The people who bought my beloved ‘Tapestry Green’ have ruined it by replacing a grey slate roof with vulgar pinky red clay tiles. I’ve made a planning enforcement request to the local council as they’ve contravened a planning condition. I feel sorry for the blight my former neighbours are now having shoved in front of their view each time they go outdoors. Very insensitive development. #MrAwkward

April 15, 2015 at 11:04AM The people who bought my beloved ‘Tapestry Green’ have ruined it by replacing a grey slate roof with vulgar pinky red clay tiles. I’ve made a planning enforcement request to the local council as they’ve contravened a planning condition. I feel sorry for the blight my former neighbours are now having shoved in front of their view each time they go outdoors. Very insensitive development. #MrAwkward

Feeling slightly spooked just now. Popped into the dealer to discuss finance options and I’ve found a 6mo 64-plate #BMW 220d Sport in almost exactly the specification I’d go for if I were to order a new one. Except it’s a manual, so that rules it out of consideration. But, hey ho, the computer says “Bugger off!” Seems I’m stuck with a £1k a month rental for the foreseeable future 😡

April 15, 2015 at 10:57AM Feeling slightly spooked just now. Popped into the dealer to discuss finance options and I’ve found a 6mo 64-plate #BMW 220d Sport in almost exactly the specification I’d go for if I were to order a new one. Except it’s a manual, so that rules it out of consideration. But, hey ho, the computer says “Bugger off!” Seems I’m stuck with a £1k a month rental for the foreseeable future 😡